The Canal

  The Canal

  Copyright © 2010 by Lee Rourke

  All rights reserved

  First Melville House Printing: May 2010

  Melville House Publishing

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  Brooklyn, New York 11201

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  London, N22 6TZ

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  eISBN: 978-1-935554-90-5

  The Library of Congress has cataloged the paperback edition as follows:

  Rourke, Lee.

  The canal / Lee Rourke.

  p. cm.

  1. Islington (London, England)—Fiction. 2. Psychological fiction. 3. Experimental fiction. I. Title.

  PR6118.O885C36 2010

  823′.92—dc22 2010011960

  v3.1

  For Holly Ahern

  I am atomised with you

  We are suspended in dread.

  Martin Heidegger

  CONTENTS

  Cover

  Title Page

  Copyright

  Dedication

  Prologue

  Part One - Boredom Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Part Two Conversation One

  Conversation Two

  Part Three - Weight Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Chapter Eleven

  Part Four - Gravity Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Chapter Eleven

  Chapter Twelve

  Chapter Thirteen

  Chapter Fourteen

  Chapter Fifteen

  Chapter Sixteen

  Chapter Seventeen

  Chapter Eighteen

  Chapter Nineteen

  Chapter Twenty

  Chapter Twenty-One

  Chapter Twenty-Two

  Chapter Twenty-Three

  Acknowledgements

  - PROLOGUE -

  I started walking to the canal one day out of boredom. It’s not that I’m particularly fond of canals; I don’t give them much thought usually. I simply awoke one morning and decided, rather than walk to work as normal I’d walk to the canal instead. It was something about the light. I’d say it was almost crepuscular, even though it was some time between 8:30 and 9:00 in the morning and light can’t be described as crepuscular at that time of the day. But to me, on that particular morning at least, it could.

  Some people think that boredom is a bad thing, that it should be avoided, that we should fill our lives with other stuff in order to keep it at bay. I don’t. I think boredom is a good thing: it shapes us; it moves us. Boredom is powerful. It should never be avoided. In fact, I think boredom should be embraced. It is the power of everyday boredom that compels people to do things—even if that something is nothing.

  PART ONE

  - boredom -

  - one -

  Along the towpath of the canal, halfway between Hackney and Islington, I stopped at a brown bench. It was nestled between two large hedges that had long since overgrown. The towpath was busy with people walking and cycling towards Islington on their way to work. Although I could pretty much see everything from the bench, it was hard for passers-by to see me until they were almost in front of me. It was the perfect spot for me to sit, undisturbed; somewhere I could do nothing and simply watch it all go by. The air was still, silent—I could smell the water. It made me think of the dredgers I used to watch as a child, the hard work they did cleansing the bed of the canal. Behind the bench was the exterior wall of a health centre used by the Packington Road Estate tenants. To the immediate left of this wall, if I faced forwards towards the murky canal, was a rusting iron bridge spray-painted in graffiti—the kind of graffiti the perpetrators must have had to defy gravity to apply—near a new-ish sign that read: Shepherdess Walk. A tangle of iron railings and fences guarded the bridge from people who thought it might have been a good idea to hurl themselves off it into the canal—probably to spare them from embarrassment, as the drop into the canal wouldn’t lead to their deaths due to it being too short. Below the bridge, on a cemented-smooth stanchion was some original Banksy artwork that had been there a long time: a stencilled negative image of a man in a hood rolling a cigarette, or, more likely, a joint. It looked sinister, it looked real, it gave me the shivers—but I guess that’s the point of urban graffiti. Above the bench, on the brick wall, yet more graffiti had been spray-painted up. This time in large silver letters which I had difficulty reading. I could make out: 312 Smar …, but the three or four other letters that remained were gobble-degook. I tried to think what the word could be but gave up after about five minutes. I looked away, towards the direction of my tired feet resting in the worn-out patch of dirt and discarded cigarette ends below the bench. They reminded me of decorations sprinkled on top of a chocolate cake. In my peripheral vision I noticed, down next to my right thigh, etched into the brown panel of the bench, the words: Pack Crew. At least I could read that. I guessed the Pack Crew belonged to the Packington Estate that stretched along the canal behind me. I turned to the murky water. I watched the Canada geese. Two of them. Mates. I liked them. I always have done. They’ve lived—various geese, the coots, the moorhens—on this canal for as far back as I can remember. They ignored me as they inspected a box that was floating beside them, before they stopped to preen each other and then took turns sifting the silty banks for titbits—arses to the world. I began to think about my childhood: I couldn’t believe that I used to swim in this very canal—when the locks were full, the oil dripping from my ears, dodging the floating scum that had built up near the lock’s edge. I thought nothing of the pollution back then.

  On the other side of the bank stood a large whitewashed building that had probably been erected in the late eighties or early nineties. But I could be wrong; it could just have been renovated about that time. The building could be much older—maybe the 1930s. It probably is, come to think of it. It came right to the water’s edge as the elegant buildings in Venice do, although this monstrosity was far from elegant. Green moss and damp had started to grow where the water lapped against its white façade, causing odd shapes and patterns along the entire water-side length of the building. To any passing eye these patterns could have easily been mistaken for trees and bushes growing directly out of the canal. But they weren’t, of course—it was just general muck due to a lack of maintenance by the building’s owners. Above this was a private esplanade formed entirely of grey concrete. From where I was sitting, if I stared straight ahead, I could clearly see that the building was split into two halves: the ground floor, by the esplanade, above the murky moss by the water’s edge, was packed with rows of snazzy flat-screen monitors, each accompanied by an office worker—some on phones, some not. The five floors above this bustling office consisted of the goldfish-bowl-like abodes of the upwardly mobile. Record collections and bland modern art—colourful splodges of paint, or black and white iconic images—could be seen hanging from the white walls inside the large looming windows that seem to be the fashion with these buildings. Numerous balconies featuring self-assembled Ikea and Habitat tables and cha
irs jostled for position, and those affluent enough to be on the fifth floor had veiled themselves, and their lives, with arrays of foliage on each roof terrace.

  It made me feel like smiling.

  It was good sitting there, watching the world go by—saying nothing, doing nothing, thinking nothing. It was really good. I noticed that one office worker in particular, dressed in a light blue shirt and pink tie—both obviously expensive—kept getting up from his desk and walking over to another desk about ten to twelve times per hour. He looked stressed. He would stand at the other desk—a woman was sitting at it—for about three minutes, looking at her flat-screen monitor, and then he would traipse back to his own desk. I had been watching the two Canada geese that had been floating back and forth, constantly giving me the eye—like they were expecting me to feed them. Back and forth. Back and forth. Back and forth. The office worker in the blue shirt and pink tie would shoot off one way and the two Canada geese would paddle by in the opposite direction. Back and forth. Back and forth. Back and forth. Maybe ten or twelve times per hour. Maybe more. I think I stayed on the bench watching the two Canada geese, the man in the blue shirt and pink tie and his fellow office workers for three or four hours or so, I’m not sure. Just counting them, watching their repetitive movements. I probably would have stayed there all day if it wasn’t for the old lady who had suddenly joined me. She reeked of urine and was in layers upon layers of clothing: cardigans, coats, tights, hats, body warmers, et cetera. She had no teeth, only a black hole for a mouth. She kept asking me over and over and over again in a slurred northeast London brogue.

  “Do you like the canal, then? Do you like the canal, then? Do you like the canal, then? Do you like the canal, then? Do you like the canal, then? Do you like the canal, then? Do you like the canal, then? Do you like the canal, then? Do you like the canal, then? Do you like the canal, then? Do you like the canal, then? Do you like the canal, then? Do you like the canal, then? Do you like the canal, then?”

  I didn’t answer her the first time she had asked, so it struck me as odd that she would persist. I got up from the bench and left her without saying a word. I headed back towards Hackney. I was sure she was still asking the same question over and over and over again as I walked away.

  I was hungry.

  - two -

  The very next day, instead of walking to work, I headed back to the bench. Before I got to my bench, I noticed a sign fixed to the railings along the walk-way up to the estate. It was a British Waterways London sign. An official Towpath Code of Conduct. Beneath this heading was a list of dos and don’ts. Some of them seemed quite petty, but on the whole, the sign seemed to make sense. Up on the wall, it looked quite threatening.

  British Waterways London

  Towpath Code of Conduct

  Pedestrians have priority

  Considerate cycling permitted

  Give way at bridges

  Be careful at bends & entrances

  Cyclists:

  Ring with two tings

  Pass people slowly

  Give people space

  Pedestrians:

  Listen for two tings

  Allow people to pass

  I found the word tings amusing. I decided to sit on the bench and see if any of the numerous cyclists that passed me by would adhere to the two tings rule. Most of the cyclists who passed me by, weaving in and out of those people walking along the towpath, ignored the rule and certainly didn’t consider the well-being of those around them. And those who did ting their bells often tinged their bells more than four or five times, waiting until they were right up behind the pedestrian before doing this. This caused most pedestrians to jump; to get annoyed and mutter obscenities. It didn’t take me long to observe that there was a lot of ill feeling between the cyclists and pedestrians: a sort of passive-aggressive turf warfare was in progress. I wasn’t going to interfere.

  The Canada geese were in full cry—as were the coots. I liked my spot across from the flat-screen monitors and superfluous balconies. I liked being bored—I liked what it was doing to me. The word “boring” is usually used to denote a lack of meaning—an acute emptiness. But the weight of boredom at that precise moment was almost overwhelming, it sure as hell wasn’t empty of anything; it was tangible—it had meaning.

  It was important for me to be sitting on that bench. I pondered this conclusion for about an hour or so. It felt good—so good, in fact, that I hadn’t noticed the young woman who had joined me. I glanced to my right: blue. She was wearing blue. She had brown hair—medium-length and of no particular style. I caught a light whiff of her scent in the breeze: she smelt clean, as though she had just stepped out of the shower. She stared straight ahead, motionless, silent. I smiled.

  Two hours later we were both still sitting on the bench. We hadn’t even acknowledged each other—although it was obvious she was aware that I was aware of her. And then, suddenly, without making a sound, she got up from the bench and walked away, towards Hackney. I remember that this pleased me: Not the fact that she was walking away, but that she was heading back towards Hackney and not Islington. I hold a lot of ill-feeling towards Islington. It’s not my kind of place—no matter how hard it tries. If I was an estate agent then maybe I would feel at home—but I’m not an estate agent.

  - three -

  Little by little, yet another pattern was beginning to emerge in my life. It was between 8:30 and 9:00 in the morning, and once again I was to be found sitting on the bench. This time I was fully aware when she arrived one hour or so later. I had spent the time waiting for her to arrive—not that I knew she would—thinking about the dredgers. They still hadn’t visited this section of the canal, although they had been at work farther down towards Angel at the wharf, and scum and debris was beginning to fill up the stretch between the rusting iron bridge and the whitewashed office block. I had already counted twelve empty beer bottles float by, maybe ten or eleven crisp packets of various description, four or five bits of wood, one milk carton, and about sixteen plastic bottles. Scum was beginning to settle by the moss growing up the whitewashed building at the water’s edge. Things were beginning to look a mess.

  I wanted to see them, the dredgers. I wanted to see them in action. I wanted to see what they might find buried in the thick sludge. I got up off the bench and walked to the bank. I peered down. I couldn’t even see my own reflection in the water—let alone what was down there, below the surface. I felt aggrieved by their no-show. I contemplated contacting British Waterways London, or maybe Hackney or Islington council to see if an emergency dredger team could be deployed immediately. But I didn’t own a mobile phone—I had thrown the last one I owned into the dustbin in disgust—so I was unable to phone for the number. I would have even paid the extra charge and demanded that I be put straight through. I walked back to the bench wondering what I could do with myself. I kicked my heels into the dirt, scattering the used cigarette ends, and moved them about, to make random patterns and then erased them, over and over again. I looked over at the snazzy flat-screen monitors. The same man I’d watched before—this time dressed in a slim-fitted white shirt and a thin blue tie—was walking back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. A lone coot trundled along in the canal below him, its large feet paddling like crazy against the current. The man in the slim-fitted white shirt and thin blue tie got up and walked towards the other desk in his office. He walked in the same direction as the coot on the canal, and for a fleeting moment they were both parallel with each other, heading in the same direction and at the same speed, until the coot stopped and dived to the bottom of the canal for something it had spotted.

  I looked to my right as she walked over to sit down on the bench: black. She was dressed head to toe in black this time. Like the day before, she began to stare straight ahead. It was probably my discomfort over the dredger shirking its responsibility that caused me to stare at her longer than I, perhaps, should have done. I was pretty sure that she was aware of this, and I’m maybe sixty
percent sure that I saw her eyes dart to her left for a nanosecond. But I could have been wrong—like most people I can be quite vainglorious at times. She could have been blinking.

  It is obvious that boredom has existed since the dawn of man. I realise that this is quite a pompous statement—the dawn of man—but I can think of no other way of expressing this, so the cliché will have to do. It has existed in various forms, since before there was a word for it, since long before the word boredom and its equivalents across the globe sprang into existence. I often wonder how the feeling of boredom was expressed before we had the language to express it. We must have lazed about, much like a bored dog does, making noises: huffing and puffing, sighing—things like that. Eventually we would have begun to feel the same urges we still find hard to articulate—it must have been a very confusing time for us. I’m not sure that many people I know have thought about this before, not because I think on some deeper, more intellectual level—I don’t. I’ve certainly never discussed it with any of them. They’d probably find the subject boring and want to talk about more interesting things like sex and war, or terrorism.

  I suppose I wanted her to look at me. I suppose I wanted her to be interested in me like I was in her. But every time I looked to my right she was still there, staring steadfastly ahead—not even the faint glimmer of interest, it seemed.

  - four -

  It was a Friday afternoon. The very same commuters—I could recognise their faces, their bikes, their suits—I had seen that morning, shuffling into Islington and central London, were now making their way back, past the bench, under the rusting iron bridge; past the Canada geese, the coots, the moorhens, the whitewashed office block and trendy, lifeless flats, back towards Hackney and its environs. She uttered these words to me:

  “Why do you come here everyday? You never used to …”